you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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