We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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