Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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