i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I am naked and annoyed.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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