why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I can't put those talents on a resume
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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