Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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