pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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