On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I feel like abortions should bother me more
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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