She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
honey bunches of taint.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i out mim tonsoeep
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