Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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