found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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