Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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