Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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