Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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