just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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