I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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