Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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