Walk of Shame. In a state park.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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