: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Randomize
