Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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