hotel room ftw
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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