I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i think my cat just said my name.