had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.