I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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