I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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