i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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