So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He kissed a someone with a penis
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I party with great urgency now.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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