Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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