He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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