dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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