The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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