the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The best revenge is premature balding
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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