They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize