i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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