Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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