I just saw a hot homeless man
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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