she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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