doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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