this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.