Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
