I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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