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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  its not a party unless mikie exposes himself

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.

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  do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.

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  Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though

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  21st birthday = success

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.

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