Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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