soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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