Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.