is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration