While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza