CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.