question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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