shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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