I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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