Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Randomize
