beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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