Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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