He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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