nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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