just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I can't turn off my feet"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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