So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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