If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Randomize