that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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