You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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