Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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