i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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