He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
